You punched me in the face, then kicked me out of your place. But like a leech, I stuck around. Then you slashed all my tires, and set my house on fire. Your new boyfriend beat me into the ground. But I'm totally, totally over you. You told me to get lost, then poisoned my poor dog. It kept me up all night so that's ok. And when I paid your rent, we hung out for one minute, that's when you told me to go away.